"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
My favorite TV-shows → Misfits
"What if there’s loads of people like us all over town?" - "No, that kind of thing only happens in America. This will fade away. I’m telling you, by this time next week, it’ll be back to the same old boring shit.
When your reveal episode, the pivotal moment where you tell your audience the Big Bad, in the tradition of Teen Wolf, and you start unraveling the mysteries that you have kept so badly guarded, is your lowest rated of your Season, with 1,484 Million Viewers, the 4th lowest rated Episode in all the run and the lowest rated episode since 1.10 then you know you and your writers and your PR team have made a huge mistake and there is no going back.
Metric vs. Imperial
it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via regenapplaus)
why give derek hale a decent storyline when you can give him a girlfriend instead
“You might have got the impression that there is a little bit more to Aunt Petunia than meets the eye, and you will find out what it is. She is not a squib, although that is a very good guess. Oh, I am giving a lot away here. I am being shockingly indiscreet." - J.K. Rowling.
If the reveal had been that Petunia was a witch ~ Several years after the war, Harry tracks his aunt down to confront her with what he witnessed in the pensieve.
hey i heard u like bad boys, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
teen wolf au where everyone lives in houseboats
stiles and scott have a paddle boat to go between their houseboats and some styrofoam noodles
derek is a mermaid and lives in an abandoned shipwreck. braeden is a pirate captain. lydia is a siren.
Teen Wolf piratepunk au
Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)
"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."
- Drax, upon hearing this conversation
one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like
just rest your eyes
we’re all in this together
you are safe here
it will be ok
This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen
As a College Student, I can proudly say this is college nap law: you don’t judge or bother sleeping students
On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?
“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.” - Dickens|
WARNING: Monday nights are heavily saturated with Teen Wolf. I usually get so excited I don't even tag things. Sorry . . . kinda.
That being said, I love to laugh. I am a 21-year-old pen-stealing wannabee librarian who loves lame jokes, the Muppets, feminism, Labyrinth, puns, Teen Wolf, witches, chocolate, purple, dogs, reading, writing, and many other things.