#this is what i call character development ok
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
one of my all time favorite quotes
i’m going to let this inspire me for the rest of all time
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
´cause PoC Harry is my favorite Harry…
Pink Pearl is an apple cultivar developed in 1944 by Albert Etter, a northern California breeder. Pink Pearl apples are named for their bright, pink flesh. They have a translucent yellow-green skin and an aromatic flesh with a delicious sweet-tart flavor.
when you start watching a new show and immediately get attached to a character
macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power
is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs
but shit it was 99 cents
"Girls with armpit hair are gross "
bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up
one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE